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Zippered Canvas Tote — "The Only Thing Keeping My Sh!t Together Is The Bag" Funny Beach & Market Bag

Zippered Canvas Tote — "The Only Thing Keeping My Sh!t Together Is The Bag" Funny Beach & Market Bag

Regular price $24.99 USD
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This heavy-duty canvas tote carries the day — and your sense of humor. Made from sturdy 12 oz cotton, it holds groceries, beach towels, books, or teacher supplies without complaining. The roomy main compartment closes with a full zipper so nothing tumbles out, while a front zip pocket keeps keys and phone within reach. The cheeky quote on the front cracks a smile in the checkout line, at the farmers’ market, or on the school run — a little honest levity for busy people who juggle a lot. Wide, long handles sit comfortably on your shoulder, and the reinforced construction means this bag keeps working long after others wear out.

Product features
- 100% heavy 12 oz cotton canvas for durability
- Spacious 19 L main compartment with full zipper closure
- External front zipper pocket (9.5" W x 9" H) for quick access
- Comfortable 24.5" self-fabric handles with 8.5" drop
- Dimensions 18" W x 14" H x 4.5" D — roomy but structured

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Q-Tees Q1300, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine

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